This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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