$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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