I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Redeem this text for a blowjob
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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