hell yes lets make some ravioli
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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