how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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