HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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