Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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