I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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