was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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