Dual....:-)
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
