did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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