maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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