Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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