If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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