check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the condom got lost in my hair
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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