I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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