You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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