your thong is hanging out like whoa
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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