Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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