but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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