I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I look better un-naked...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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