After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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