try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Randomize
