trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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