Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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