Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it hurts more in the daytime
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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