i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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