We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
