"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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