meet me or not, i'm out of control
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think pants incapable of making pants work
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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