Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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