check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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