HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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