Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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