Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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