btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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