"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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