I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
