i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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