The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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