..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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