She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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