Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He shit in the fireplace
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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