some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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