Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
