I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My ATM looks so different sober.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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