I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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