oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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