I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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