Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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