I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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