I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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