No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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