so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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