you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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