He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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