I CAN MOONWALK!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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