How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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