I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
